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Yes, yes I can feel it seeping into me the madness that is caused by incessant horrible nasty itching. Hour by hour minute by minute the urge to scratch and scratch. To feel that electric thrill of momentary relief followed by a redoubling of itchiness. That ever perpetuating cycle of misery and woe. This Dantean torture that afflicts me at all hours of the day. The Hell! The horror! I feel that one day when I am grown and in court, many years after this experience, I will be cross examining a key witness. Then I hear thousands of high pitched buzzing wings coming towards me in the court room. A black cloud of blood sucking horror flies through every crevice and hole. I then look at my co-counsel and say, "They found me. I don't know how but they found me. Run for it MARTY!"
The other attorney will ask, "Who?"
"The Hong Kong mosquitoes!" I reply.
And, and, and. . . oh. Guys. . .I can't feel my leeeeeeegs! That's because anti-itch cream I finally bought is working. The madness is gone nothing to see here. Although that does sum up my day nicely. The itching drove me insane!!!! So much so I bough a small tube of anti-itch cream which feels like icy hot. I don't even care though the itching is gone and I am as sane as I ever am. That is to say I am merely hovering on the brink of madness. Other than that my day was normal. As per usual I bought 12L of water today, nice big jugs of em! So I should be set for most of the week now. Also, work today went well and I had a grand ole time at work. The itching kept me up until 2:00AM last night so that was awful. All in all not a bad day if one discounts the itching.
Well friends I am off again to relax and enjoy not feeling my legs.
(who can catch the most movie/TV references?)
Major Payne.
ReplyDeleteBTW - thank you for the birthday gift. I put it to good use as I did 16 hour yard prep marathon yesterday. On my way to DC today and the lawn is getting seeded as I cruise at 30,000 feet, hoping like heck the sprinkler timer works as programmed while I am gone........