There are two reasons why I chose this title.
Okay three really. The picture below is reason #1. Look at it in all its glory
a delicious sports drink with sweat in its name. What makes this even crazier
is that part of the ad says its "Like you." Now, I don't know about
you, but that's just nasty!
Yes I realize it's blurry
shut up I was taking this while walking during rush hour in Hong Kong Central.
Man you think that Grand Central is bad come visit Hong Kong!
The
second reason is just as gross. This morning on my way to work, yeah first day
of work, I was sweating so bad that I could have wrung out my shirt! You might
think that this isn't so bad but trust me it is. Especially since all of my
co-workers do not sweat. And of course when I explain why I don't walk from my
house to my office and instead take the metro (hereinafter MTR), it's because
its a twenty minute walk that causes my shoes to become the next Pocari Sweat
bottle, they just laugh and laugh. Whereas, I just sit there thinking,
"It's not that funny."
Turning
now to my work I love it there! Seriously Paul Tse & Co. is filled with
some of the nicest people around. Seriously, if I could introduce you to all of
them I would. Also, they've got me busy on a case already. So, we will see what
happens.
Speaking
of work I didn't have a lunch prepared so I went to a traditional Hong Kong
lunch place. McDonald's. Yes, I really and truly went to ole Mickey D's. It was
better than in the states. The tastes weren't quite so bleh. In fact my Spicy
McChicken was very Asian. Also, the Fanta in HK is infinitely better than the
US, though not better than Costa Rican Fanta which is awesome and comes in 3
liter bottles. So, Coke I have a question for you why can't you make better
Fanta in the states. Y'all got problems.
Anywho,
my time is short and I have to leave you all for now. Not much exciting. Also,
forgot to mention my third reason for the title. Page views. Seriously, that's
the reason. I notice that the more provocative the title the more page views I
get and gosh dang it I want another Russian page view!

I think you don't have to wear your suit coat on the way to work, just sayin' :)
ReplyDeleteWhatever I wear my suit coat whenever I want! I may pay for it but I do it!
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